None of these titles are admissions of guilt and can't legally be held against me in the court of law since they are fictional
03:43
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I got robbed by my best friend so I killed him and his girl
03:40
3
I tattooed my entire face to remind myself every time I look into a reflection that I've got nothing left to lose and nothing I do matters even if it's murder since we're just gonna keep moving on with our life anyways
03:44
4
Definitely doesn't have a stolen sample without the artist permission
03:42
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I put rat poison in my pressed pills and you all loved it
03:54
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My friend got shot in the skull with a sawn-off and now I'm deaf in my left ear from it
03:54
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I used to rob drug dealers with homeless people because I was one
03:41
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I attempted to give myself an overdose and immediately regretted it, but my friends still left me to die
03:36
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I was at a paint rave and got hit with paint and 76 tabs of acid absorbed into my leg
03:33
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I made this song the first time I caught Chlamydia
03:31
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I manipulated my molly clients and tricked them into doing meth so I could make more money off of them
03:31
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You know the sound you make when you get hit in the head with an aluminum bat?
03:31
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Snorting molly every night to try and stay awake for my shift after raving all night
