It's the Pocket Podcast Potluck and for our dish, we've brought you a huge dish of candy. That's acceptable, right? Please enjoy our annual Halloween episode GM'd by Britty and starring a cast of candy creature criminals!Check out Lazers and Feelings here.Check out Honey Heist here| No Dice Twitter| No Dice Facebook| No Dice Website| No Dice Discord| MUSIC IN THIS EPISODE:Foley Is Back by Frank SchröterLink: https://filmmusic.io/song/8420-foley-is-backLicense: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Picking up immediately where we left off last time, the Magic Assholes witness a communion that has interesting results, create a spectral kelpie, and have a nice conversation with the Bodega Cat. All in a day's work.| No Dice Twitter| No Dice Facebook| No Dice Website| No Dice Discord| MUSIC IN THIS EPISODE:“Entrance Music for a Podcast” by John S. Quinn-Puerta

The hallowed halls of Bat Yale welcome you as we play our annual Halloween one-shot DM'd by Britty!Co-written by Britty Lea and Colorado BrownSpecial thanks to Caroline McKinnon, John S. Quinn-Puerta, and Chandler Rae for playtesting! | No Dice Twitter| No Dice Facebook| No Dice Website| No Dice Discord| MUSIC IN THIS EPISODE:1000 Words by Philip RiceLink: https://filmmusic.io/song/6804-1000-wordsLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Falling by Philip RiceLink: https://filmmusic.io/song/6812-fallingLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Loop Paket 0006 by Sascha EndeLink: https://filmmusic.io/song/35-loop-paket-0006License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Special thanks to the lovely Christine Savage for voicing Coriander! Listen to Green Mountain Mysteries!The Magic Assholes take far too long to let a friend inside...which unfortunately is not a metaphor.| No Dice Twitter| No Dice Facebook| No Dice Website| No Dice Discord| MUSIC IN THIS EPISODE:“Entrance Music for a Podcast” by John S. Quinn-PuertaInspirational Piano by Rafael KruxLink: https://filmmusic.io/song/5484-inspirational-piano-License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

The gang goes toe to toe with a ghost which has immediate and dire consequences. They learn more about the Lich Queen's cruel actions, Perry forgives her sister, and Ixen and Saoirse have a heart to heart.| No Dice Twitter| No Dice Facebook| No Dice Website| No Dice Discord| MUSIC IN THIS EPISODE:“Entrance Music for a Podcast” by John S. Quinn-PuertaMidnight Piano by WinnieTheMoogLink: https://filmmusic.io/song/6089-midnight-pianoLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/Loop Paket 0001 by Sascha EndeLink: https://filmmusic.io/song/40-loop-paket-0001License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Greta Sting by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://filmmusic.io/song/3827-greta-stingLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Sheltered Swan by Sascha EndeLink: https://filmmusic.io/song/4973-sheltered-swanLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

It's the Show Swap Special!Boy howdy, you're in for a treat - it's those goobers from Green Mountain Mysteries, playing in the No Dice space for a change! There is NO POSSIBLE WAY that this could go wrong.The gang takes an assignment from the legendary Erris Dawnforge as the first test run of the Pact of the Lich... mostly because they were the first four to be recruited. Can this band of necromancers work together (and not kill each other) long enough to recover a fabled treasure? Chan is a boatomancer, Duram has his priorities straight, Messala monologues a LOT, and Salemla is the subject of frequent confusion.Starring Christine Savage as Salemla Kamarile, Darius Southland as Duram Drazal, Gwen Vetter as Chan Ared, Thom Freitag as Messala Saine, and Michael Freitag as everyone else. Adventure written by Daniel Bookhoop.Follow Green Mountain Mysteries here!| Twitter: https://twitter.com/GMMCast| Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/GMMCast/| Discord: https://discord.gg/9FJzbzb-No Dice Twitter-No Dice Facebook-No Dice Website-No Dice Discord

The gang gets the grand tour of their new digs and discovers that something isn't quite right...it's definitely not a ghost though. -No Dice Twitter-No Dice Facebook-No Dice Website-No Dice DiscordMUSIC IN THIS EPISODE:“Entrance Music for a Podcast” by John S. Quinn-PuertaGhosts by Sascha EndeLink: https://filmmusic.io/song/57-ghostsLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Special thanks to the lovely Christine Savage for voicing Coriander! Listen to Green Mountain Mysteries!Sometimes you have to leave the bodega that only exists in the dream plane and go out to fight a Lich Queen who wants to attack your family. You know, get back on the horse.-No Dice Twitter-No Dice Facebook-No Dice Website-No Dice DiscordMUSIC IN THIS EPISODE:“Entrance Music for a Podcast” by John S. Quinn-PuertaRaindrops by Rafael KruxLink: https://filmmusic.io/song/5590-raindrops-License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Towardthehorizon by Lilo SoundLink: https://filmmusic.io/song/5538-towardthehorizonLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Comfortable Mystery 4 by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://filmmusic.io/song/3530-comfortable-mystery-4License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Comfortable Mystery 2 by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://filmmusic.io/song/3528-comfortable-mystery-2License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Division by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://filmmusic.io/song/3665-divisionLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/xoxothepoet/ Life IncarnateWritten October 1, 2014We are remembered for our failuresFor our inabilityTo do something correctlyArtistsAre only known after they’re deadAnd politicians, God forbidAlways blame everything on one anotherUtopiaIs a false misconceptionPerfectionIs nothing more than being who you areIf we treated each other with respectParents wouldn’t have to bury their childrenThis generationIs a compilationOf beautiful ingenuityAnd mismatched socksI remember when we all played in the same sandboxWith the same innocencePlastered on our clothesWe finger-painted our souls with SharpiesThe permanence held strongAt least until we stopped being youngAnd our view pointsStarted pointing fingers at one anotherEven though we were told that staring is rudeAnd pointing is wrongAnd you have to take responsibility for everything you’ve doneBut this is not the caseOur wide eyes will keep gawkingLike we are six years old at a candy storeWanting to taste the sensation of a lollipop too big for our hands to holdWe are all cut from the same moldSculpted by the hands of our ancestorsWith nicks and chipsScratched on our life sized surfaceBecause we all fell when we rode our bikes for the first timeAnd we all danced with rulers between our stomachsArms locked stiffWaiting for a hurricane of musicTo let our young bones give wayTo the weight of expectations on our shouldersWe are not AtlasWe cannot bear to carry that boulderBut we could care lessAbout dancing across a stage in our underwearWe care more about people getting shot and our troops getting murderedWhoever said we were selfish?They don’t know about half the things we believe inNor do they care to trust our reasoningThis world is going to keep spinningEven if it needs an oxygen maskTo keep living

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/xoxothepoet/Invalid Reality (Strike One) – 8/24/18Do not tell me it’s not realDo not push your accidentalPatriarchal bullshit on meYou seeI will not allow you to invalidate meTo tell me that when my body shakesAnd my nerves quakeIt’s not realGrowing upThey told us to suck it upKids these daysWhat’s an emotional support animal anyway?Be wary, friendBecause your generation is not mineAnd I have reason to believeThat maybe there was something in our waterAfter FlintHow can you notWith children screaming for their mothersAnd crying for their fathersAnd now, they’re without their bottlesLookThere’s a lot of fucked up shit in this worldEnough soThat whenever there’s another Trayvon MartinI look both ways before I walk outsideI learned while living in the south for four yearsTo dance like crazy down the streetBecause no one will bother you thenThere are timesWhen I wonderWhy I’m so anxious about everythingAnd nothingAll at the same timeDays when I think about what might happenIf I stop taking my meds for one dayIs the pain that runs through my body like a daggerStill real?Or was it psycho-somatic all alongI’m tiredOf invalidationAnd feeling like my invisible illnessesAre nothing moreThan figmentsOf my broken imaginationThe next timeYou think you knowWhat anxiety feels likeTry smiling every timeYou’re pouring poison down your throatEvery timeYou walk across a streetOr pass a lingering unmarked SUVOh waitYou can’tBecause you’re whiteAnd I’m BlackAnd your anxietyIs not holding you backThe next timeSomeone triesTo invalidate my bodyMy healthEverything that makes me realI’ll tell themTo listen to how I feel

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/xoxothepoet/Humuhumunukunukuapua'a – 8/24/18I am not afraid of flyingI am not afraid of living or dyingBreathing or beingI am...I am afraid of thunderstorms in the darkAnd being killed in my sleepI am afraidOf getting stopped by a copEvery dayOf my lifeI am afraidOf crying in front of peopleAnd in bathroomsAnd really crying everI’m afraid of crippling anxietyAnd pain that makes me wonderIf I’ll ever move againI’m afraid that one dayOne day I’ll never be a writerI’m afraidThat I will fail at my dream of beingSomeoneAnyoneThat will matter to someone elseI am not afraidOf jumping off of buildingsProbablyI am definitely not afraid of roller coastersAlthough I used to beI’m afraid of never being seenOf the worldOne day forgetting me

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/xoxothepoet/Shirley Temple – 8/24/18A is for animal crackers in my Alphabet Soup.It also stands for:All the letters cannot be used.B is for...Okay look...B is for bad planningBecause there are 26 letters in the alphabetAnd right now I’m only 25.C is for countingBecause what happens when 27 creeps up on my shoulders?It’s not 30, I can’t be 29 forever.C is also for sheep.The ones I never countedWhen I walked back from one thousand to get to sleep.D is for daddio.Papa doe.Daring. Dashing. And Dapper.Wearing suits straight out of magazinesMaking every other kid jealous that their dad wasn’t that cool...Or annoying.D is also for dynasty.Or rather legacy.Or more like ancestry.And may I never forget where I came from.E is for exhausted.I’m five letters inAnd if you’d like to see the exitFollow the emergency lights at your feet.F is for Finn.Like a dolphin.Shark’s fin.Aodfin.For being mine twiceAnd for so long afterI am always hereSending you stuffiesDon’t forget to writeOr callPut me on your speed dialG is for GraceAmazing GraceViola GraceGrace with a CMy Gracie Lew WhoMy gloriously gorgeous girlfriendsWho have shaped me more than they knewH is for...HannahAnd hell in a hand basketFor he who will never be mentionedAnd Harry PotterFor my lack of fists fightsMy plethora of harsh wordsBut my comfortable hugs afterI is for IFor meFor hello I’m queer and I’m hereAnd you’re not stopping me todayOh noNot todayI’m on my wayI’m Dr. Seuss at this rateGive me a book deal I’m rollingJ is for JadeLike the gemstoneMy middle nameMy bisyllabic middle beginningThe only thing ET could pronounce right at Disney WorldMy sparkling shining JWith its loops and curves and...K is for Kimberly and KentMy parentsMy...Tough loveWork hardGet your shit done parentsWho split at age 10And finalized it after 11More yearsThey did what they planned reallyAnd I don’t blame themL is for love.An unconditional lather of lavender soap bubbles from laughterFor Brooke with an E from SeattleBlowing bubbles wands in traffic jamsAnd men picking fightsWith a woman they wouldn’t have a chance with...I mean against.M is for...Did you know in 2015 they said I could marry?The queers cried happy tears that day.N is for the n wordThe negroThe night skyCarrying us homeFollow the drinking gourd they sayFollow the drinking gourd.O is for optimismMy forever the extroverted optimist outlookSomehow hiding around the corners of my mindOstracizing itself from my overall outrageous outgoing state of beP is forPersonally I will not get offended if you walk out those doorsBut you’ve made it this farI promise there’s only a little moreQ is for quiltsThe ones etched in my memoriesThe ones I clutched so dearlyCrafted by my great grandmothers fingersHer love sewn into each and every stitchR is for rainbowBy Jessie JFor RadioactiveRelient KOneRepublicLana del RayS is for Sister10 years10 months1 day14 hoursAnd 14 minutesMy sisterOlderWiserBut I’m funnierS is for the brother I gainedAnd the children I will always adoreS is also for my SDGThe one my heart first yearned forLate night talksAnd agreeing to disagree90 percent of the timeT is for tyrannyFor big headsAnd little armsAm I talking about people?Or dinosaurs?That’s up to UFor U.For remember when chat speak was popularAnd we didn’t use our ultimately untimely interruptions ofYou’re and your.Their there they’re, my friends.It was once characteristicWut up?U there?I’ll brb my posJk I’ll ttylThere’s the dial toneRing ring ringGuess who’s on the phone?I hope y’all are old enough to rememberEuphorically engaging in chat logs with friendsBack when Dial Up was the only thing in your @ mentionsV.Like violetsGeraniumsAnd the chrysanthemum I had tattooed on my back.For vivacious and vividFor verily merely dancing down sidewalks and side streetsW.11:11For when I whimsically wish for my wicked wretched weakness in my limbs to go away.For everything to be okay.But before you begin whining while your eyes are wiltingX.Marks the spot.Goonies never say die.Treasure PlanetAnd Atlantis.Y.As in, I’ve lied. 25 is too damn close to 26 and I enjoy yearning for the end.Z is for thank you.For the zany adventure.The black and white zebras.The white and black zebras.And everything read all over.Now you know my ABCs. The ones that make up me. Let’s go again, shall we?Geronimo and Allons-y.

Lachlan from The Ghoul Tank joins the No Dice crew as we swashbuckle our way through this hilarious pirate one-shot. Why did a rat win at beer pong? Why didn't the bats go to Bat Yale? Was the meaning of piracy friendship the whole time? Find out the answers to these questions and more in this fantastic adventure! Listen to The Ghoul Tank - http://theghoultank.libsyn.com/Follow The Ghoul Tank on Twitter - https://twitter.com/ghoul_tank-No Dice Twitter: twitter.com/nodicepodcast-No Dice Facebook: facebook.com/nodicepodcast-No Dice Website: nodicepodcast.com-No Dice Discord: bit.ly/nodicediscordMusic in this episode:Land Of Pirates by Alexander Nakarada Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4961-land-of-pirates License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Pirates Of The Quarantine by Alexander Nakarada Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/6030-pirates-of-the-quarantine License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Sitcom Rock Sting Mp3 by Alexander Nakarada Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4951-sitcom-rock-sting-mp3 License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Welcome back! Tonight you shall behold the second act of The Fantastick Adventures of the Magicke Assholles written by the Great Bard Athenio DeLys!Written by Britty Lea and John S. Quinn-Puerta, based on actual gameplay conceived by Dungeon Master Daniel BookhoopIt was edited by Britty LeaAthenio DeLys was voiced by John S. Quinn-PuertaTazeleen as Gravelgax, was voiced by Zachary ShockSabrya, disguised as Myra was voiced by Christine SavageNoelle was voiced by Emily ShockSaoirse was voiced by Lucifer von ForrestingtonPerry was voiced by Hue NewsworthyIxen was voiced by Britty LeaDaveed and Casper were voiced by Daniel BookhoopCompany voices were provided by Jessica Amber, Gwen Vetter, and Alex PierceAudience heckler was voiced by Michael FreitagTap sequence was performed by Nicole FaithOriginal Music and Lyrics were written, performed, and edited by John S. Quinn-PuertaAdditional music provided by Michael FreitagSound effects were provided in part by Liz from Steamturtle Sounds“Emotional” by Rafael Krux: https://filmmusic.io/song/5481-emotional- License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Welcome friends and foes! Tonight you shall behold the first act of The Fantastick Adventures of the Magicke Assholles written by the Great Bard Athenio DeLys!Written by Britty Lea and John S. Quinn-Puerta, based on actual gameplay conceived by Dungeon Master Daniel Bookhoop.It was edited by Britty Lea.Athenio DeLys was voiced by John S. Quinn-PuertaChippetopolis was voiced by Lachlan McIverDylan was voiced by Ajay MelakayilFarcan, as Gravelgax, was voiced by Thom FreitagNoelle was voiced by Emily ShockSaoirse was voiced by Lucifer von ForrestingtonPerry was voiced by Hue NewsworthyIxen was voiced by Britty LeaDaveed and Casper were voiced by Daniel BookhoopCompany voices were provided by Jessica Amber and Gwen VetterOriginal Music and Lyrics were written, performed, and edited by John S. Quinn-Puerta, with Chris Deese on mandolin for the Battle in the Forest.Sound effects were provided in part by Liz from Steamturtle SoundsSpecial thanks to Chris Deese.

Watch out, this fight gets crispier than frying chicken with a flamethrower! Music in this episode is:“Dark Walk” by Kevin MacLeodMusic from https://filmmusic.ioLicense: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)-No Dice Twitter: twitter.com/nodicepodcast-No Dice Facebook: facebook.com/nodicepodcast-No Dice Website: nodicepodcast.com-No Dice Discord: bit.ly/nodicediscord

The Magic Assholes discover what the necromancers and the Lich Queen have been up to and it's nothing they could have been prepared for. Sound design created by Liz with Steamturtle SoundMusic in this episode is:“Horizon Flare” by Alexander Nakarada“Terminal” by Kevin MacLeod“Promising Relationship” by Kevin MacLeod’“Loop Paket 0002” by Sascha EndeMusic from https://filmmusic.ioLicense: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)-No Dice Twitter: twitter.com/nodicepodcast-No Dice Facebook: facebook.com/nodicepodcast-No Dice Website: nodicepodcast.com-No Dice Discord: bit.ly/nodicediscord

The Magic Assholes find themselves back where they began, but somehow everything is different…Sound design created by Liz with Steamturtle SoundMusic in this episode is:”Heartbreaking” by Kevin MacLeod”Depression” and “Loop Paket 0007” by Sascha EndeMusic from https://filmmusic.ioLicense: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)-No Dice Twitter: twitter.com/nodicepodcast-No Dice Facebook: facebook.com/nodicepodcast-No Dice Website: nodicepodcast.com-No Dice Discord: bit.ly/nodicediscord

Thank you so much for your patience as No Dice worked to get ourselves back onto your podcasting feeds! Since it's been a while, Britty and Daniel relistened to all 27 episodes of the main campaign so you don't have to. Whether you're a new listener or have been with us since episode one let us refresh your memory as we prepare to get back into monthly releases. -No Dice Twitter: twitter.com/nodicepodcast -No Dice Facebook: facebook.com/nodicepodcast -No Dice Website: nodicepodcast.com -No Dice Discord: bit.ly/nodicediscord Intro/Outro is "Take a Chance" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Music from https://filmmusic.io License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

These are the voyages of the PPN Show Swap. Their one episode mission, to play a new game (Lasers and Feelings), to right galactic injustices (capitalism bad y'all), to make alien friends, (we love spiders), and to boldly go where so many other podcasts have gone before..GM - John from Them’s the Facts and Home Viewing.Quinton Avant played by Chris from Them’s the Facts.Lady Driaxa played by Emily from STEAMpunks.Duth-Wing played by Lachlan from The Ghoul Tank.Music by Nine Inch Nails - 7 Ghosts 1, used under a Creative Commons BY-NC-SA license.——CNC Raptor Threat Computer Log: Terra Prime Annum G2793, 0417Classification: Top Secret, Accessible to Shareholders with 5% stake or higher.Pre Action Report: Under orders from Consortium Command, the CNC Raptor docked with Netherfield Mining Station, in the Meryton Asteroid Belt of the Albion Quadrant, to oversee the transition of custodianship from local enterprises, under the service name Meryton United Holdings, to the Bingley Conglomerate. Representatives from both enterprises, BCS private security, miners’ unions, and the New Anglican Order were in attendance for the signing ceremony.Initial Threat Evaluation: LowRaptor Commanding Officer: Unknown.Further information: Due to incapacitation of Captain Darcy in the med bay, and loss of the away team consisting of both first and second officers on Brighton 5, command structure was left in the hands of Dooth-Wing, Driaxa, and QuinTawn Avant, bridge officers. Projections showed a negligible impact on the profitability of the operation.After Action ReportThreat Evaluation: HighInitial threat evaluation was inaccurate. This airor warrants further investigation into err-err-err[REDACTED].Upon arrival, sabotage was discovered in the fire suppression system aboard the stuhstuhsta station.After crew repaired the sabotage with ductile adhesive strips, a two stage bomb was disdisdiscovered at the opening ceremonynyny stage. After a firefight between Black Coal Solutions, led by Caroline Bingley, C O O of Bingley Conglomerate, and Raptor crew, ending in Consortium victory, explosive device with incendiary and quantum memory components was disabled with help from Charles Bingley, President and CEO of Bingley Congl uuuhhhh error----merate and Father Collins, agent of the New Anglican Order. Collins issued a warning to Specialist Avant regarding Lefttenant REDACTED.Threat Level: Moderate to HighSector Stability: DegradingProfitability: Year Over YearProjections: FallingComputer Assessment: A New Commanding Officer is RequiredQuery: Is Lefttenant Wickham available for Assignment to the Consortium Naval Cruiser Raptor?Command Response: Lefttenant Wickham has been reassigned from his position on REDACTED as the acting captain of the Consortium Naval Cruiser Raptor. His shuttle is en route to the Meryton Sector. He is under orders to carry out operation REDACTED.