We started this podcast as a loving joke about creating a guide too surviving a pandemic. Now, there is a real pandemic...and his name is Mario. We watched the new Super Mario movie. It elicited a reaction from us. Was it a good one? Wouldn't you like to know.Luckily, you can have one right now by listening. WAS IT WERTH IT???https://werthcookieco.com/

First, we watched Train to Busan. Now, we've watched Train to Bullet. There's a more clever joke buried in there somewhere, but we don't get paid enough to find it. Bullet Train is a movie about Brad Pitt having a very bad day, and it is very enjoyable to watch. ALL ABOARD, DIESEL?

Gunslingers. They sling guns. And there's a gunslinging gunslinger in the book series we've begun reviewing. That's right: we know how to read, and we don't even need pictures to help us. Gaze upon our mighty brains in awe! There are rumors that Pedro Pascal will star in a TV series based on the Dark Tower. WHEN WILL HE LEAVE US ALONE?

Luke wanted to talk about Wednesday. Unfortunately, he wanted to talk about Wednesday the same week that a Scott Pilgrim anime was announced. What happens to a discussion topic when Scott Pilgrim news drops? Prepare to die obviously. Henry would love to postpone, but he just cashed his last raincheck. Also, Pedro Pascal made a reappearance, because even our podcast isn't safe from his clutches. Okay, bye and stuff. IS THAT GIRL A BOY, TOO?

The JOJOLands. Its a manga. From Japan. We read more of it. If you find that boring, then YOU'RE IN LUCK because we also started a color war in this episode. Henry thinks colors are a very black and white issue, but Luke thinks there are shades of grey to the discussion. Luke is wrong. BOB ROSS?

REACTIONS. We tried it. For real. This episode was recorded before our Busan reaction. Except not really, only the first half was recorded first. The rest was recorded after. You heard that right, this episode contains TIME TRAVEL. We invented it specifically for this podcast and WILL NOT be sharing it. DON'T @ US?

REACTING. We tried it. But not with our faces, with our voices. I'm not sure if that's more boring-er or not. Only the future analytics can say. Train to Busan is what we reacted to. CHAD?

Sequels. They are often good, like Star Wars 5. They are often bad, like Star Wars 7: The Quality Abandoned. Or Star Wars 8: The Lost Profit. Or Star Wars 9: The Rise of Cringe. Or Book of Bob Feet. Or Obi-Wan Ken-No-Please. Today we air the second part of our episode which we named after Abe Lincoln's nose, but we do not mention said nose once in it. I assume that makes this a bad sequel. YOU'RE WELCOME?

Four score and seven years ago, our hosts recorded a 5 hour long podcast episode which needed to be cut up into tiny pieces. At the time of writing this description, yours truly can't rightly remember what all we discussed, but it definitely involved Abraham Lincoln's nose and the man it was attached to. Also The Last of Us, because that show still exists. CHEESE VS. CHEESE?

Family. This is Vin Diesel's favorite word, and yet he says it surprisingly few times in the Riddick films. That is the sign of a true actor. In a new record for our podcast, we spend a record low time of almost 0 minutes talking about our featured topic. We debated calling this the Jar Jar episode, but had the good sense to plan ahead and realize that we would almost definitely do a full Jar Jar episode in the near future. Anyway, this is an episode which is ostensibly about everyone's favorite Marvel tree. I AM GROOT?

There are many lands: Ireland, Poland, Finland, Switzerland, Tom Holland, etc. But there is one thing that everyone can agree on: Iceland is the best land. Last week, we added The JOJOLands to the esteemed hall of things with "land" in the name. Is it the best thing to happen to manga since the last JoJo manga? No, Attack on Titan had the decency to finally end was...but this is a close second. WE KNOW HOW TO READ?

Buckethead harvested my kidneys and sold them on Napster. BUCKETHEAD?

It's sounds coming out of dead painted trees and going into our ears. Sometimes it's good, Sometimes it's not. Sometimes people say that bad music is good. This is bad. Today we discuss our favorite and most influential bands from the 60's and 70's. IT'S NOT THE BEATLES?

From The Walking Dead all the way to Fear the Walking Dead, the apocalypse genre has no shortage of original concepts with creative titles. But now, a real apocalypse has arrived. Pedro Pascal is here, and nothing can stop him from assimilating every vaguely western-looking TV series. Can we stop him before he becomes the only male actor in Hollywood? No. GOOD FOR US?

What is a chad? What is a giga? If you've ever asked either of these questions, then you are neither. In this episode we talk about which Transformer is the giga-est chad and which Sith Lord is the chaddest giga. One of our hosts is thoroughly embarrassed that this discussion happened. The other is Luke. ENJOY?

The Last of Us's television adaptation has finally arrived, but series protagonist Joel Miller is nowhere to be found! Is he in The Walking Dead? Is he Sam Witwer? Is he ANIME? We try to discover the reason for this distressing disappearance in our inaugural episode of this totally serious Emmy award winning podcast. NO FUN ALLOWED?