Cold Brew Got Me Like

Dan Fogelberg - "Same Old Lang Syne": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QsvZ8P1QNkGood morning Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCroftonJIMMY CARTERI grew upin a Republican homeso I was toldhe was a "disgrace"and a "weakling"I was 10 years oldand had food on mytableand a backyard toplay inso I believed it.Now I knowthatanybodya Republicanthinks is a disgraceis probably a goddamn saint

The Wedding Present - "Step Into Christmas": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0xcHISktAAGood Morning Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCroftonMERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!

Billy Squier - "Christmas is a Time to Say I Love You" (MTV video,1981): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcn9uBDUOcUGood Morning Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCroftonLEFTOVER AMBROSIA SALAD   -for Alicia Scottohhh leftoverambrosia salad.you don’t say!how much is left?or wait, don’t answer that.let me guess!is it…ALL OF IT?!!!the whole 55 gallon drum?that drum on the loading dockmarkedDANGER: CONTAINS MANDARIN ORANGES AND SHREDDED COCONUT. AND MARSHMALLOWS. AND IT’S PINK. AND MILKY. I call it “Satan’s Confetti”

The Tragically Hip - "Fireworks": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9wW9ENBPlQGood Morning Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton“The Importance of Getting a Physical When You’re Like 35”  -for Tim DeClerckyeah, get a physicalat age 35but treat the doctor as an adversary don’t admit how much you drinkdon’t admit how much you smoke say stuff like “How much do YOU smoke, asshole?”return home self-satisfied, and in need of a new doctor get drunk die young

The Tragically Hip - "Ahead By a Century": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fbGFO1EaAEGood Morning Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCroftonCAFFEINE-FREE (poetry window 2020)a car with no engine a boat with no sail a poetwithout accessto the crazywords

Carly Simon - "Coming Around Again": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDP8OoTlrIkGood Morning Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCroftonGARGOYLE PRACTICE   -for Mariah Jensenlook at us crouchedon the rampartsof our own lives making faces,shouting profanitiesstruttingself-consciouslyon our filthy little ledges reducingmysterious miraclesto investments,and returns and our one shotat grace to gargoyle practice

Barry Manilow: "Mandy": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvGpvQbkccEGood Morning Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCroftonCONSENSUS REALITY -for Ian Popestill-living stragglers from past generationsinsistingthat their reality’s not deadthe last fewliving corporatists grasping atall the things they treasured: racism, the Cold War,The Eagles but the good news is we don’t need a consensus for realitywe just need young peopleto do what they do and then: KAPOW!a new reality so let these 20th century stragglers wave their raggedy flags,talk about Woodstock, etc let them stamp their feetas the sun sets on their versionof how to conduct a life

RFK Jr. is a Kardashian. ALSO: Adult jungle gyms, and late-capitalism's horrible aesthetic. PLUS: Chris hates chicken fingers, a new Can Do Cold Brew ad - and a song of the week from Tom Waits!!!Tom Waits - "Old Shoes (& Picture Postcards)": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MegTgHW6sgCold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCroftonChannel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.comCan Do Cold Brew: CanDoColdBrew.com

Leo Sayer - "More Than I Can Say": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HhYHLq7V2MGood Morning Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCroftonA FAINTLY FAMILIAR SONG    -for Sam ArmstrongI can’t let anything remainfaintly familiarI have to track it downno help!don’t tell me!I’m pretty surethis dogged pursuitof musical memoriesnegatively affectsmy annual income but…IT’S "IT'S MORE THAN I CAN SAY" BY LEO SAYER!

Glen Campbell - "Country Boy (You Got Your Feet in LA)": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nw_virLYhHsGood Morning Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCroftonEXPOSUREI spent20 yearschasingexposureit was soupsettingthat I had to drink myself sillynow I concentrateon the workno money in eitherbut dignityin one

Graham Nash - "I Used to Be a King": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5A1P6zlmRsGood Morning Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCroftonHAZELNUTS THAT SHINE LIKE JEWELSI can picturethem on thetable in the servants'quartersin the medieval duskdazzling

Father John Misty - "Mahashmashana": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DV_JHlxfFDAGood Morning Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCroftonEND OF THIS GODFORSAKEN YEAR I talked to a tree frogabout thisyear and hesaid he enjoyed itimmensely

Crooked Fingers - "Call to Love": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8HlCaahO8MGood Morning Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

*COLD BREW CONVERSATIONS*: Chris Talks with a Special Guest - Comedian Blake Wexler!!Blake's Comedy Special - "Daddy Long Legs": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEnGRBHbyw4Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCroftonCan Do Cold Brew: CanDoColdBrew.com

Teenage Fanclub - "Planets": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1COS11T8X8Good Morning Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Ride - "Vapour Trail": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NrGCLSlMj0Good Morning Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCroftonDARK AT 4:30   -for Benjamin Hayeshere we areshivering on the surface of the earthalready shattered by indignitieslike burst water pipesand Instagram and then some fool turns the lights out?here we are, though lighting candlesand writing on walls even laughing occasionally

Bread - "Lost Without Your Love": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nhcwtS9xUMGood Morning Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Bob Dylan - "Where Are You Tonight": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pVRt3FU6AsPatreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCroftonBISCUIT KING   -for Matt Giffordhe’s got chicken fingersfor fingers and wears a steamingten pound biscuit on his head he sneezes gravy hehas an angry little dachshund made entirely of butter,but somehow alive with a bacon leash so…it’s pretty obvious why there’s no biscuit queenoh, and it’s also the name of a breakfast restaurant in Kentucky

Jeff Buckley - "Morning Theft": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1ygFXUe6k4Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCroftonJONI MITCHELL  -for Simon WorkmanI wishI had a river I could skate away on me too, JoniI can feel the ice under my feet and see the snowy treesgo by and maybe I’llend up in a town I lovefar away and I’ll learn to love myself the wayI’ve heard people talk about

The history of "Best of Bread." ALSO: A Republican trying to do a college radio show. PLUS: The REAL election fraud - getting rich by pocketing campaign cash. Song of the week from Buffalo Tom!!Buffalo Tom - "Wiser": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDDNH7GwAWMCold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCroftonChannel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.comCan Do Cold Brew: CanDoColdBrew.com