The poem "Writer's Block," and The Wedding Present's "It's a Gas"!!!!! Good morning!"It's a Gas" -  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMkyimsgUWI

Chris went to Chicago, cussed, and had a gigantic cup of coffee. ALSO: Friendly Music Community in Berwyn, IL. You go 20 minutes outside of Nashville, you're in a field surrounded by Republicans. PLUS: Kris Kristofferson, The Exit/In and a song of the week from Wax Fang!!Wax Fang - "World War II (Part 2)": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51wZem-UwPI Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCroftonChannel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.comCan Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com

An EPIC episode of heroic proportions. The "Freebird" of the #CBGML oeuvre. To quote Greg, "The international desk has left the room." ALSO: Rich guys talking about "guardrails," toxic manbaby Stockton Rush and an uplifting song of the week from Nada Surf!!! PLUS: Chris announces a new podcast!!!Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCroftonChannel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.comCan Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.comNada Surf - "In Front of Me Now": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5aToiQ3co4

A WeWork with the “W” hanging off, and tubes full of stale gummy bears. Anyone wearing a walking “boot” cast is an alcoholic. ALSO: "You can pry my popcorn-lung from my cold dead hands!" Dave Grohl chewing gum on the jumbotron. PLUS: Greg says “Love child.” A song of the week from Slaughter!!!Slaughter - "Fly To The Angels": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukmobha2krYCold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCroftonChannel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.comCan Do Cold Brew: CanDoColdBrew.com

"Something happened where everyone started prizing being orange" -Chris. The orange lady from "Chimp Love." ALSO: Where did Leonardo da Vinci get gas money? Greg doesn't like small paintings. PLUS: The new Advice King and a song of the week from Bell + Arc!!Bell + Arc - "She Belongs to Me": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jE23DzDXjgs&list=PLajNvrnppGnhSzF2LMI3TX3Xeowe_Gr-_&index=5The Carpenters - "Sing": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=559NU4zrh3QCold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCroftonChannel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.comCan Do Cold Brew: CanDoColdBrew.com

Talking to entrepreneurs about global warming. Youtube is my daddy. Hot insights. John Wilkes Booth killed Laci Peterson. ALSO: Blood Machine Lady and The Celtic Trump. PLUS: Killer-robot playlists, "Chimp Love" as a metaphor and a song of the week from Nick Lowe!!!Nick Lowe - "Skin Deep": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiYkjAiLai0"The Complete History of the Celts" (documentary): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_m0TFDZufSwCold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCroftonChannel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.comCan Do Cold Brew: CanDoColdBrew.com

Los Angeles vs Nashville. Bears slapping venture capitalists. Bears have “paw apps.” ALSO: Greg calls 'Harold and Maude' the first "hot topic" movie. PLUS: Go watch "The Devil at Your Heels," you lazy bums! A song of the week from Oasis!!Oasis - "Shock of the Lightning" (live, 2008): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5AN1B6FzwUCold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCroftonChannel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.comCan Do Cold Brew: CanDoColdBrew.com*The Devil at Your Heels*: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjuyBboubDc&t=2248s*Ken Carter - Stuntman to the End*: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyH5rfYL3xM&t=74s

Why does the doctor weigh you with your shoes on? ALSO: Joe Rogan, an unfunny policeman who mansplains typing. PLUS: Krishna Venta's "Fountain of the World" cult. Charles Manson's disaster capitalism, and a song of the week from Fugazi (Cassavetes, in honor of Gena Rowlands).Fugazi -"Cassavetes": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ru6J-44mk9oCold Brew Partreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCroftonChannel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.comCan Do Cold Brew: CanDoColdBrew.com

Tapping cards, dripping fish and a our lack of gratitude. ALSO: Joy buzzers, and the banality of wealth. PLUS: Getting laid by guessing how the pyramids were built, and a song of the week from David Berman/Purple Mountains.Purple Mountains - "Drinking Margaritas at the Mall": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecV_zZ1ruh0Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCroftonChannel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.comCan Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com

Bird scooters on the bottom of the river: magnet fishing's meager rewards. ALSO: The new Advice King column, and a stunning article by Ognian Kassabov. PLUS: No one will ever re-animate Elon Musk, and a song of the week from Bruce Springsteen!!Bruce Springsteen - "State Trooper": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpvXfLlcHwc&list=PLNPGM2D7aODfCeI3WtIzM9u01DN0y-RzM&index=6Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCroftonChannel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.comCan Do Cold Brew: CanDoColdBrew.com

High parking rates kill art. ALSO: "Market forces" have been replaced by executive whims. PLUS: Venture capitalists can't appreciate music, William Friedkin and a song from Lou Barlow!!!Lou Barlow - "None of Your Goddam Bizness": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjizfB3np24Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscroftonChannel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.comCan Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com

BBILF (Bog Bodies I'd Like to F*ck) ALSO: David Axelrod VS democracy. Greg says "make love." PLUS: Leonard Cohen and the seedy '60s, and a song of the week from Wipers!!!Wipers - "Mystery": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_c8a6aySgEMarianne and Leonard: Words of Love (documentary): https://www.lecinemaclub.com/now-showing/marianne-leonard-words-of-love/Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCroftonGreg's "Channel Nonfiction": Channelnonfiction.comCan Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com

RFK Jr and his damn birds. Chris says he's "the political Beavis." Tons of information and no power. ALSO: Leonard Leo, the Patriot Front and Grover Nordquist. Brooks Brothers is Frederick's of Hollywood for flirty fascists. PLUS: Hunter-gatherers on arabica, Can Do Cold Brew and a song of the week from The Folk Implosion!!!Folk Implosion - "Crepuscular": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23ENtL0Dd00Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscroftonChannel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.comCan Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com

Alternate titles: "Forgetting Love Canal" or "Capitalism is the Opposite of Enlightment." ALSO: Hot Plate: the scratch-off - If you get a pork chop, you get a ticket to the fair. PLUS: Greg's biologist friend, Chris ruminates on the human condition and a great old REM song!!!!REM - "Supernatural Superserious": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9lWmq6PgMACity Cast Podcast featuring Chris: https://nashville.citycast.fm/podcasts/new-laws-taking-effect-monday-and-why-you-should-run-for-officeCold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscroftonChannel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.comCan Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com

"Well, we've gotten to the bottom of nothing, now." - Chris ALSO: Robin Gibb gets TOO sexy. Small people with giant heads. The Bikeriders. PLUS: The Maharishi was the Joel Osteen of 1965.Robin Gibb - "Please": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krTDTocxyt0Robin Gibb - "Sing Slowly Sisters" (full album): https://youtu.be/QNMPcN6_oy0?si=emP92L8psLtPYPjwCold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscroftonChannel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.comCan Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com

Low-budget charcuterie. Shoddy kayaks, pants - and dogs! Was the Constitution triple-spaced? ALSO: The New Advice KIng column: "Should Progressives Vote, or Let It all 'Burn'?" PLUS: The Can Do Cold Brew Dome, and songs of the week from Danko Jones and SMALL!!!Danko Jones - "Cadillac": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zw3Ta2UXSLkSMALL - "No One Annoys Me (Like You)": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Wrb_noeisYCold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCroftonChannel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.comCitycast Podcast about The Advice King: https://open.spotify.com/episode/5I098dYIjoJWXCB84mwDzI?si=b28f318a142e4e9dCan Do Cold Brew: CanDoColdBrew.com

150 Episodes!!!! Past #CBGML publicity stunts that have gotten us in trouble, i.e. filling ponds with cold brew, spraying pond water onto the mayor's furniture store. ALSO: Greg's AI movie script! Charles Manson covering Kelly Clarkson! PLUS: Meeting your future wife at Rock City, and a new Jesus Lizard song!!!!The Jesus Lizard - "Hide and Seek": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Zx-vUlFXEkCold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCroftonChannel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.comCan Do Cold Brew: CanDoColdBrew.com

Chris doesn't know how America's two-party system came to be. Greg gently offers a correction. ALSO: TV on the gas pump. Chris says: "I don't want to put everyone down in the world first thing in the morning." PLUS: Using AI to make, ahem, great movies! A song of the week from the Bee Gees! A new Can Do Cold Brew ad!Bee Gees - "Mr. Natural": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFulEf2aylECold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscroftonChannel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.comCan Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com

Neil Hamburger, fake eyeballs and Joe Rogan. ALSO: Bill Burr vs Bill Maher. Eddie Vedder screen printing on a private jet. PLUS: Stone Gossard's groundbreaking athleisure, and a song of the week from Helmet!Helmet - "FBLA": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6p85hfISkwCold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscroftonChannel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.comCan Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com

Chris is back from the Neil Hamburger tour!! Chris is happy! Greg is happy! Gregg Turkington hung out with Anton LaVey. That's right, you read it right. ALSO: Paddy Chayefsky, soothsayer. Chris sold 12 books in Sioux Falls. PLUS: Greg yelled at a powerlifter, Can Do Cold Brew and a song of the week from Elvis Presley!!!!Elvis Presley - "Patch it Up" (single version): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88gKirpHFccCold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscroftonChannel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.comCan Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com