Rich people’s roof decks collapsing under the weight of their helicopters. Death may be a premature conclusion. Greg is stockpiling carbon paper. ALSO: Billionaires looking at each other and seeing cartoon turkey legs. Proto-libertarians mad about newspaper stands. PLUS: Chris's NPR feature, The Advice King, The Galapagos Affair, I Called Him Morgan and a song of the week from Madi Diaz!Chris's NPR Feature - "Nashville Confidential": https://wpln.org/post/episodes/best-of-riding-s…lle-confidential/Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscroftonChannel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.comCan Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com

Yeti coolers' marketing team successfully hypnotized the 1%. Elon Musk is TRULY, objectively dumb - case closed. ALSO: Trump did NOT pay back those loans. The new Neil Hamburger album is out!!! PLUS: The new Can Do Cold Brew ad and a bonus song of the week from The Lemonheads (the first is "The March" from Neil Hamburger).Neil Hamburger - "The March (featuring Bonnie Prince Billy)": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueGVMD6N0-MThe Lemonheads - "Fear of Living": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1Xi2Cw1DqYPatreon: Patreon.com/chriscroftonChannel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.comCan Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com

Chris says "I don't remember what I used to talk about on these shows." Greg wants to steal all the cars at the airport. Chris says beware of overly energetic people. ALSO: The latest Advice King, Chris's new NPR show Nashville Confidential (link below), and Jared Leto's horrible new song. PLUS: Song of the week (a Bob Dylan cover) from Richie Havens!!!!Richie Havens - "If Not For You": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZHZ3xOBsHsNashville Confidential (Bell Witch) - Chris starts at about 32:00: https://open.spotify.com/episode/4Xgk8SiwjIDq9CjzDpei1P?si=XFZAbg3gSjuUO7Z0bqiwvACold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscroftonChannel Nonfiction (Greg's website): Channelnonfiction.comCan Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com

Aliens will snatch the earth. Self-driving cars will become sentient and run society. ALSO: Chris's Wealth Hoarding Corner™ PLUS: Dar Robinson supervises a Knoxville furniture salesman's fire walk, and the song of the week from Deodato!!!!Deodato - "Also Sprach Zarathustra": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJKsp9_L24QPatreon: Patreon.com/chriscroftonChannel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.comCan Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com

Autozone is a sorry excuse for a community center. People marveling at instances when the ultra-wealthy are "nice." Kevin Costner thinks he IS his character from Yellowstone. ALSO: Sherpas, Robert Irwin: "A Desert of Pure Feeling." PLUS: Nashville Confidential's WPLN debut (link below!) and a song of the week by The National!!!The National - "Hornets": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sV_PWzzYBwoNashville Confidential with Chris Crofton: https://open.spotify.com/episode/4Xgk8SiwjIDq9CjzDpei1P?si=2AaDKJhoSBiMUhLGL9fwDAGreg's "A Desert of Pure Feeling" review: https://www.channelnonfiction.com/robert-irwin-a-desert-of-pure-feeling-is-worth-a-long-look-and-then-a-few-more/Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com

Chris is solo again this week. He wants to start a cold yoga business. The bourgeois are already lounging in ice baths, so why wouldn't they lay down a yoga mat in a walk-in freezer? ALSO: The Neil Hamburger tour, an Advice King column and the latest Can Do Cold Brew commercial. PLUS: A song of the week from Cinerama!!!Cinerama - "You Turn Me On": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFpoRYI4l_wPatreon: Patreon.com/chriscroftonChannel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.comCan Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com

Greg's out of town, so Chris is all alone!!! The police are quiet quitting. Greg Gutfeld thinks it's time for a civil war because of shoplifting. Chris thinks those two things are connected. ALSO: Neil Hamburger!!! PLUS: A song of the week from Nick Lowe!!!!Nick Lowe - "Time Wounds All Heels": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=998fP8wMHusPatreon: Patreon.com/chriscroftonChannel Nonficton: Channelnonfiction.comCan Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com

Cold Brew Got Me Like™ is big in Thailand??? The Nina, The Pinta and the Santa Maria. ALSO: Americans should spend more time thinking about birds. PLUS: Ayn Rand, again! Song of the Week "Ambulance Driver," by Superdrag!!!Superdrag - "Ambulance Driver": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiAQPvXxuxQPatreon: Patreon.com/chriscroftonChannel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com

The CEO of Blackrock doesn't know why everyone is in a bad mood. His name is Larry Fink - for real. He manages 9 trillion dollars. Back in the day, the townspeople would have violently dismantled his stagecoach. ALSO: Anthony Blinken plays the blues. PLUS: Chris's upcoming tour with Neil Hamburger and a song of the week from Leslie Stevens!!!!Leslie Stevens - "Secrets": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVWGshS13lcPatreon: Patreon.com/chriscroftonChannel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.comCan Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com

B-12 bombers full of schnapps. When your dad's job is scaring people in one of those haunted houses. ALSO: A ridiculously complimentary New Yorker article about anti-art sociopath David Zaslav. PLUS: Tina Fey in a dramatic role, life extension technology involving a pair of white shorts and a song of the week by The Replacements!!!The Replacements - "Little Mascara (Ed Stasium Mix)": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wB7Sj-5oUy4Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscroftonChannel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.comCan Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com

Old-west cosplay is NOT harmless. The Urban Cowboy is back, and he's a Republican UFC fighter driving a Dodge Ram with tinted windows. ALSO: Kevin Costner drives producer Don Was insane, and Jann Wenner tricks Chris into buying a Robbie Robbertson solo album. PLUS: The new Can Do Cold Brew Ad, and a somg of the week from Squeeze!!!Squeeze - "In Quintessence": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fSIFHxR1VwPatreon: Patreon.com/chriscroftonChannel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.comCan Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com

Ayn Rand brags that her worldview was set in stone when she was two years old. She was passionate about burning oil. Vivek Ramaswamy is Ayn Rand with a rockabilly hairstyle. ALSO: Christopher Nolan is a climate criminal. Greg's wellness routine is acupuncture and Mike and Ikes. ALSO: Ross Perot, Elvis Presley was JFK's emergency room doctor and Song of the Week from The La's!!!!The La's - "I Can't Sleep": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LURvVxSZl4Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscroftonInner Ear doc: https://www.channelnonfiction.com/inner-ear-studio/

Rich people consider CLOSED signs an affront. Jack Gyllenhaal gets health advice from Gunther, his pony-tailed deck builder. ALSO: Hungover legislators vetoing stuff just so they can get back to their house faster. AJ Weberman was Bob Dylan's dominatrix. PLUS: The new Can Do Cold Brew ad, and song(s) of the week from the late, great Jimmy Buffett!!!Jimmy Buffett - "A Pirate Looks at Forty": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gT-m3Xz-QkQ#CBGML Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCroftonChannel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.comCan Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com

The greased watermelon, the "tetra-headed monster," and student loan forgiveness. ALSO: Rahm Emanuel, throwing away all your mail and deranged YMCA sleepovers!! PLUS: Chris is doing a tour in October with Neil Hamburger!! A new Can Do Cold Brew ad and a song of the week from "Justin and the Cosmics"!!!Justin and the Cosmics - "Are All My Friends Gonna Be Strangers": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSPeVsHJAbEPatreon: Patreon.com/chriscroftonChannel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.comCan Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com

Greg went to Germany! He tells us about the condiments! One of the candidates for mayor of Nashville has close ties to the Proud Boys. She made the runoff. Every kind person needs to vote. ALSO: Mom tells the drummer for The National about her car seat being broken. PLUS: The VERY GOOD new Can Do Cold Brew advertisement!! Annd...song of the week from The National - "Mr. November"!!!The National - "Mr. November": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PY4VBirn08Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCroftonChannel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.comCan Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com

Chris gives the final update on his run for Nashville City Council!!! Thank you all so much!!! A Can Do Cold Brew ad!!! A song of the week from Enigma!!!Enigma - "Return to Innocence": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk_sAHh9s08Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCroftonChannel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.comCan Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com

People are not moving to Tennessee, Texas and Florida for "freedom." They are moving there to avoid taxes. "Rich people like bike racks." -Greg "Rich people care about two things: tax avoidance and life extension." -Chris ALSO: The Shawshank Redemption contains all the secrets of white culture. Metal detectorists finding Civil War soldiers' beards. PLUS: Mitch MOconnell, a Can Do Cold Brew ad featuring Samuel Alito and a song of the week by Bread (link to an, uhhh, amazing vid below)!!!Bread - "Daughter": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9teRIxycCwPatreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCroftonChannel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.comCan Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com

When there's no more gas, Dodge Rams will just be ominous-looking lawn furniture. Miltarized police, obligations to shareholders, Marjorie Taylor Greene and the importance of voting in local elections. ALSO: The new Nashville racetrack looks like a huge Bed Bath & Beyond. The fast lane of of the current track will be the new track's VIP section. PLUS: The best Can Do Cold Brew ad of all time, and a song of the week from PW Long!!!PW Long - "My Name": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Gju1ffQaJQPatreon: Patreon.com/chriscroftonChannel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.comCan Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com

A dystopian technique for replacing a roof in one day. America's addiction to excitement. ALSO: Student loan forgiveness?? Calling vacation days "PTO." The new Can Do Cold Brew Ad. PLUS: An update on Chris's campaign, new info on the doomed submersible and a song of the week from Radio Shack occultist Mort Garson!!Mort Garson - "Tarot": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2p_x3FnAwEChris's Nashville Scene Candidate Q&A: https://www.nashvillescene.com/news/pithinthewind/metro-council-at-large-q-a-chris-crofton/article_22ec4ab2-87ff-5af5-9329-b9097c94022a.htmlChannel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.comCan Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.comCBGML Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Chris and Greg have written an A24 movie called "Dish Pit." Every role will be played by Adam Driver. To say that Licorice Pizza sucked, A24 employees had whisper to each other in a parking garage like Watergate informants. ALSO: "Coffee Church" - Chris's plan for community "kindness klatches." An update on Chris's campaign! PLUS: Greg's acupuncture cult, the new Can Do Cold Brew ad - and a song of the week from John Sebastian!John Sebastian - "You Go Your Way and I'll Go Mine": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SYS46SrKLEChris's City Council Campaign: https://secure.actblue.com/donate/croftonCan Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.comChannel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.comPatreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton